Kinds of Girls

"Hard-Disk" Girls
They will always remember everything, FOREVER.

"RAM" Girls
They will forget you, while you un-plug her.

" Windows" Girls
Everyone knows that they can't do anything right, but we can't live without them.

"Screen Saver" Girls
She would be better for fun.

"Internet" Girls
They aren't easy to be accessed, and we will often to be got disconnected.

"Server" Girls
They are always busy whenever we need them.

"Multimedia" Girls
They will make useless stuffs become valuable.

"CD-ROM" Girls
They are always faster.

"E-Mail" Girls
Ten sentences they said, eight of them are deceits.

"Virus" Girls
They will come although we don't want it.
They will install themselves and use all of the available resources.
If we try to uninstall them, we will lose everything.
And if we don't try to uninstall them, we will lose everything too.
They are also known as "wife".