Mengapa Kita Harus Selalu Upgrade Komputer

Pernahkah teman-teman terpikir mengapa komputer selalu minta di-upgrade, kenapa tidak diciptakan komputer yang tidak perlu di-upgrade.
Kalau kita lihat dari tugas orang-orang komputer, kita akan maklum kenapa komputer selalu minta upgrade.
Berikut ini tugas-tugas mereka:

• Computer Engineer: Menciptakan perangkat keras yang baik, CPU yang lebih cepat dan memory yang lebih besar.
• Computer Scientist: Menulis program raksasa yang membuat komputer menjadi lambat lagi.
• Orang IT: Membuat program yang ditulis Computer Scientist nge-Hang.
• Orang IS: System Admin yang diundang orang IT untuk betulin komputer yang nge-Hang dan mereka selalu menjawab, "Perangkat keras anda perlu diganti dengan yang lebih cepat."

Itulah alasan mengapa kita harus selalu meng-upgrade komputer kita.

Mathematic Learning

Romance mathematics
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

Office arithmetic
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

Shopping math
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need.

General equations
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can’t find such a man.

Happiness
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Longevity Statistics
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

Propensity to change
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, but she does.

Discussion technique
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.