Friday 14 January 2011

Courses for Men and Women

Courses for Women
Taught by men, for women. 
  • Avoiding walking in front of the tv.
  • Doing housework without complaining.
  • Shopping: buying what you can afford, not what you can charge.
  • Going to the washroom alone (formerly coping without my friends).
  • Understanding the male Response to "Do I look OK?".
  • Exercise: How it keeps you from looking like your mother.
  • Learning how to initiate intimacy.
  • How to apologize when you are obviously wrong.
  • Understanding the male response to "Am I fat?".
  • Dishwashers: Rinsing before is not a must.
  • The toilet seat: I can learn to put it down too.
  • Using the thesaurus: alternatives to "Make Love".
  • "The Weekend" and "Long Boring Walks" Are Not Synonymous  
  • How to go shopping with your mate and not embarrass him.
  • The remote control: Don't touch what you can't handle.
  • You too can Be the one to hang up the phone.
  • Honest, You don't look like Kim Bassinger – But you're acceptable.
  • Hairspray: The effects on the ecosystem (formerly one can is enough).
  • Runs in your nylons? It's not the end of the world.
  • Fishing: Being able to bait your own hook.
  • Intimacy: More than just lying there.
  • Learning to choose what to wear in less than four hours.
  • Vacations: Doing without 4 Suitcases.
  • Makeup: The less is more theory.
  • Nagging: Stop the insanity!
Courses For Men
Taught by women, for men.
  • Combating stupidity.
  • You too can do housework.
  • P.M.S. – Learning when to keep your mouth shut.
  • Understanding the female response to you coming in drunk at 4 AM.
  • Wonderful laundry techniques (formerly "Don't wash my  silks").
  • Parenting – No, It doesn't end with conception.
  • Get a life – Learn how to cook.
  • How not to act like a butthead when you are obviously wrong.
  • Spelling – Even you can get it right.
  • Understanding your financial incompetence.
  • You – The weaker sex.
  • Reasons to give flowers.
  • How to stay awake after.
  • Why it is unacceptable to relieve yourself.
  • Anywhere but the bathroom.
  • Garbage – Getting it to the curb.
  • You can fall asleep without it if you really try.
  • The morning dilemma - If it's awake, take a shower.
  • The weekend and sports are not synonymous.
  • How to put the toilet seat down.
  • How to go shopping with your mate and not get lost .
  • The remote control – Overcoming your dependency.
  • Helpful postural hints for couch potatoes.
  • How not to act younger than your children.
  • You too can be a designated driver.
  • Honest, You don't look like Mel Gibson, Especially when naked.
  • Changing your underwear – it really works.
  • The Attainable Goal – Omitting %@#*! From Your Vocabulary.
  • Fluffing the blankets after farting is not necessary.
  • Real Men Ask For Directions.
  • How to take illness like a man.

Friday 24 December 2010

The naughty animals pictures

We know that nature takes care of the extension and preservation of species, but these pictures tell us that is natural and normal. I conclude that these animals incredibly reminiscent of the man on the issue of sexual relations.