Taught by men, for women.
- Avoiding walking in front of the tv.
- Doing housework without complaining.
- Shopping: buying what you can afford, not what you can charge.
- Going to the washroom alone (formerly coping without my friends).
- Understanding the male Response to "Do I look OK?".
- Exercise: How it keeps you from looking like your mother.
- Learning how to initiate intimacy.
- How to apologize when you are obviously wrong.
- Understanding the male response to "Am I fat?".
- Dishwashers: Rinsing before is not a must.
- The toilet seat: I can learn to put it down too.
- Using the thesaurus: alternatives to "Make Love".
- "The Weekend" and "Long Boring Walks" Are Not Synonymous
- How to go shopping with your mate and not embarrass him.
- The remote control: Don't touch what you can't handle.
- You too can Be the one to hang up the phone.
- Honest, You don't look like Kim Bassinger – But you're acceptable.
- Hairspray: The effects on the ecosystem (formerly one can is enough).
- Runs in your nylons? It's not the end of the world.
- Fishing: Being able to bait your own hook.
- Intimacy: More than just lying there.
- Learning to choose what to wear in less than four hours.
- Vacations: Doing without 4 Suitcases.
- Makeup: The less is more theory.
- Nagging: Stop the insanity!
Taught by women, for men.
- Combating stupidity.
- You too can do housework.
- P.M.S. – Learning when to keep your mouth shut.
- Understanding the female response to you coming in drunk at 4 AM.
- Wonderful laundry techniques (formerly "Don't wash my silks").
- Parenting – No, It doesn't end with conception.
- Get a life – Learn how to cook.
- How not to act like a butthead when you are obviously wrong.
- Spelling – Even you can get it right.
- Understanding your financial incompetence.
- You – The weaker sex.
- Reasons to give flowers.
- How to stay awake after.
- Why it is unacceptable to relieve yourself.
- Anywhere but the bathroom.
- Garbage – Getting it to the curb.
- You can fall asleep without it if you really try.
- The morning dilemma - If it's awake, take a shower.
- The weekend and sports are not synonymous.
- How to put the toilet seat down.
- How to go shopping with your mate and not get lost .
- The remote control – Overcoming your dependency.
- Helpful postural hints for couch potatoes.
- How not to act younger than your children.
- You too can be a designated driver.
- Honest, You don't look like Mel Gibson, Especially when naked.
- Changing your underwear – it really works.
- The Attainable Goal – Omitting %@#*! From Your Vocabulary.
- Fluffing the blankets after farting is not necessary.
- Real Men Ask For Directions.
- How to take illness like a man.
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