21 Advices of Life Lesson

One.

Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

Two.

Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.

Three.

Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.

Four.

When you say, "I love you," mean it.

Five.

When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye.

Six.

Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

Seven.

Believe in love at first sight.

Eight.

Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much.

Nine.

Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.

Ten.

In disagreements, fight fairly. Please No name calling.

Eleven.

Don't judge people by their relatives.

Twelve.

Talk slowly but think quickly.

Thirteen.

When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"

Fourteen.

Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.

Fifteen.

Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.

Sixteen.

When you lose, don't lose the lesson.

Seventeen.

Remember the three R's:
      Respect for self;
      Respect for others;
      Responsibility for all your actions.

Eighteen.

Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

Nineteen.

When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.

Twenty.

Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.

Twenty-one.

Spend some time alone.

All of them are compiled from my life experience and advices from somewhere.

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Courses for Men and Women

Courses for Women
Taught by men, for women. 

• Avoiding walking in front of the tv.
• Doing housework without complaining.
• Shopping: buying what you can afford, not what you can charge.
• Going to the washroom alone (formerly coping without my friends).
• Understanding the male Response to "Do I look OK?".
• Exercise: How it keeps you from looking like your mother.
• Learning how to initiate intimacy.
• How to apologize when you are obviously wrong.
• Understanding the male response to "Am I fat?".
• Dishwashers: Rinsing before is not a must.
• The toilet seat: I can learn to put it down too.
• Using the thesaurus: alternatives to "Make Love".
• "The Weekend" and "Long Boring Walks" Are Not Synonymous  
• How to go shopping with your mate and not embarrass him.
• The remote control: Don't touch what you can't handle.
• You too can Be the one to hang up the phone.
• Honest, You don't look like Kim Bassinger – But you're acceptable.
• Hairspray: The effects on the ecosystem (formerly one can is enough).
• Runs in your nylons? It's not the end of the world.
• Fishing: Being able to bait your own hook.
• Intimacy: More than just lying there.
• Learning to choose what to wear in less than four hours.
• Vacations: Doing without 4 Suitcases.
• Makeup: The less is more theory.
• Nagging: Stop the insanity!

Courses For Men
Taught by women, for men.

• Combating stupidity.
• You too can do housework.
• P.M.S. – Learning when to keep your mouth shut.
• Understanding the female response to you coming in drunk at 4 AM.
• Wonderful laundry techniques (formerly "Don't wash my  silks").
• Parenting – No, It doesn't end with conception.
• Get a life – Learn how to cook.
• How not to act like a butthead when you are obviously wrong.
• Spelling – Even you can get it right.
• Understanding your financial incompetence.
• You – The weaker sex.
• Reasons to give flowers.
• How to stay awake after.
• Why it is unacceptable to relieve yourself.
• Anywhere but the bathroom.
• Garbage – Getting it to the curb.
• You can fall asleep without it if you really try.
• The morning dilemma - If it's awake, take a shower.
• The weekend and sports are not synonymous.
• How to put the toilet seat down.
• How to go shopping with your mate and not get lost .
• The remote control – Overcoming your dependency.
• Helpful postural hints for couch potatoes.
• How not to act younger than your children.
• You too can be a designated driver.
• Honest, You don't look like Mel Gibson, Especially when naked.
• Changing your underwear – it really works.
• The Attainable Goal – Omitting %@#*! From Your Vocabulary.
• Fluffing the blankets after farting is not necessary.
• Real Men Ask For Directions.
• How to take illness like a man.