Friday 24 December 2010
The naughty animals pictures
Thursday 23 December 2010
Amazing Hybrid Animals
Blood parrot = Midas Cichlid + Red Devil fish
The Blood parrot (also known as bloody parrot and blood parrotfish) is a hybrid cichlid. The fish was first created in Taiwan in around 1986. Its parentage is unknown, but the most commonly speculated pairings are midas cichlid with the redhead cichlid. This hybrid cichlid has various anatomical deformities, one of the most obvious, and also deadly, deformities is its mouth, which only has very narrow vertical opening. This makes blood parrot very hard to feed. Many die eventually because of this. Cichlid enthusiasts have called for their removal from the market and organized boycotts against pet stores that sell them.
Hybrid Pheasant = Golden + Amherst Pheasant
The Golden Pheasant has commonly been crossed with the similar Lady Amherst's Pheasant. The result is a hybrid with distinguished colours from its parents.
Toast of Botswana = Sheep + Goat
An unusual case of a sheep-goat hybrid was reported by veterinarians in Botswana in 2000, called the "Toast of Botswana". The animal was born naturally from the mating of a female goat with a male sheep that were kept together.
The hybrid was intermediate between the two parent species in type. It had a coarse outer coat, a woolly inner coat, long goat-like legs and a heavy sheep-like body. Although infertile, the hybrid had a very active libido, mounting both ewes and does when they were not in heat. This earned the hybrid the name Bemya or rapist. He was castrated when he was 10 months old because he was becoming a nuisance.
Grizzly Polar = Polar Bear + Brown Bear
Also known as Grolar Bear, this bear hybrid is a rare ursid hybrid that has occurred both in captivity and in the wild. In 2006, the occurrence of this hybrid in nature was confirmed by testing the DNA of a strange-looking bear that had been shot on Banks Island in the Canadian arctic.A number of polar bear hybrids are described as Ursid hybrids, a term that designates any hybrid of two species within the Ursidae family. Polar bear hybrids with Grizzly bears have been reported and shot, but DNA techniques were not available to verify the bears' ancestry.
Cama = Camel + Llama
This hybrid animal, tis he product of breeding a llama and a camel, has been the only creature of this kind since her birth in 1995. Camas are humpless and have the long fluffy coat of a llama. Their ears are half way in length between camels and llamas, but they have the strong, desert-ready legs of a camel.
Beefalo = Buffalo + Cow
What will you get when you cross a cow with a buffalo? The Beefalo, a hybrid animal that produces red meat lower in fat and cholesterol than beef. Most consumers have never heard of beefalo, let alone tasted it, and only a few Seattle grocery stores carry it.
Zebroid = Zebra + Equine
A zebroid (also zebra mule and zebrule) is the offspring of any cross between a zebra and any other equine: essentially, a zebra hybrid. In most cases, the sire is a zebra stallion. Offspring of a donkey sire and zebra mare, called a zebra hinny, do exist but are rare. Zebroids have been bred since the 19th century. The zebroid showed in the picture above, Eclyse, is a very unusual one, because of her coloring. With her über distinct makings, it's really hard not think she's a Photoshop mock-up.
Savannah = Serval + Domestic Cat
The Savannah Cat is created by breeding an African Wild Cat, called a Serval and a domestic cat, usually an exotic looking domestic cat such as a Bengal, Oriental Shorthair, Egyptian Mau, or a Serengeti's. The offspring created by this combination are large domestic.
Leopon = Leopard + Lion
The Leopon is the result of breeding a male leopard with a female lion. The head of the animal is similar to that of a lion while the rest of the body carries similarities to leopards. The first documented leopon was bred at Kolhapur, India in 1910.
Liger = Lion + Tiger
The liger is a hybrid cross between a male Panthera leo (lion), and a female Panthera tigris (Tiger) and is denoted scientifically as Panthera tigris × Panthera leo. A liger resembles a giant lion with diffused stripes. They are the largest cats in the world, although the Siberian Tiger is the largest pure sub-species. Like tigers, but unlike lions, ligers enjoy swimming. A similar hybrid, the offspring of a male tiger and a female lion is called a tigon.
Monday 22 November 2010
Microsoft Windows celebrates 25th anniversary
Sunday 21 November 2010
RockMelt, the new social networking browser
Vishria also argue that the average of the products in the browser market is the focus on minimal user experience, ease of navigation and speed. While focused by Rockmelt is about Web usability at the user; which focuses on social networking.
Vishria and Howes says that everything is about time. Thanks due to the increasing penetration of broadband, rising cloud-based services and the adoption of the mainstream of social services of Facebook and Twitter. "The browser itself need to be socialized," said Howes.
RockMelt is based on Chromium (open source project behind the browser Google Chrome), requires the user to sign-in using your Facebook account. So already log-ins, users can add your favorite friends and favorite news feeds on the left side of the right of the browser.
Screenshots of RockMelt
Click here to get early access for RockMelt.
notes: RockMelt will send you the download link for the setup installer to your e-mail after a few days.
Tuesday 16 November 2010
I've Learned
All you can do is be someone who can be loved.
The rest is up to them.
I've learned that no matter how much I care,
some people just don't care back.
And it's not the end of the world.
I've learned that it takes years to build up trust,
and only seconds to destroy it.
I've learned that it's not what you have in your life,
but who you have in your life that counts.
I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes.
After that, you'd better know something.
I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself
to the best others can do,
but to the best you can do.
I've learned that it's not what happens to people,
It's what they do about it.
I've learned that no matter how thin you slice it,
there are always two sides.
I've learned that you should always leave loved ones with loving words.
It may be the last time you see them.
I've learned that you can keep going
long after you think you can't.
I've learned that heroes are the people who do what has to be done
When it needs to be done
regardless of the consequences.
I've learned that there are people who love you dearly,
but just don't know how to show it.
I've learned that sometimes when I'm angry I have the right to be angry,
but that doesn't five me the right to be cruel.
I've learned that true friendship continues to grow even over the longest distance.
Same goes for true love.
I've learned that just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to
doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
I've learned that no matter how good a friend is,
they're going to hurt you every once in a while
and you must forgive them for that.
I've learned that it isn't always enough to be forgiven by others.
Sometimes you have to learn to forgive yourself.
I've learned that no matter how bad your heart is broken,
the world doesn't stop for your grief.
I've learned that our background and circumstances may have influenced who we are,
but we are responsible for who we become.
I've learned that just because two people argue, it doesn't mean that they don't love each other.
And just because they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do.
I've learned that sometimes you have to put the individual
ahead of their actions.
I've learned that two people can look at the exact same thing
and see something totally different.
I've learned that no matter the consequences,
those who are honest with themselves get farther in life.
I've learned that your life can be changed in a matter of hours
by people who don't even know you.
I've learned that even when you think you have no more to give,
when a friend cries out to you,
you will find the strength to help.
I've learned that writing,
as well as talking,
can ease emotional pains.
I've learned that the people you care most about in life
are taken from you too soon.
I've learned that it's hard to determine where to draw the line between being nice
and not hurting people's feelings and standing up for what you believe.
I've learned to love
and be loved.
I've learned...
Monday 25 October 2010
Mendadak Cinta
Asli Indonesia
- Pembabatan hutan yang dilakukan manusia. Soalnya gajah sumatera hanya bisa hidup di gunung, hutan rawa dan hutan gambut. Kalau kita terus menerus mebabat hutan, gajah sumatera pun tidak akan punya tempat tinggal lagi. Sama saja apabila rumah kita dirobohkan sehingga rata dengan tanah. Bagaimana kita akan bisa bertahan?
- Manusia memburu gadingnya sebagai aksesori atau hiasan rumah. Mulai dari senjata api dengan peluru khusus hingga meracuni makanan, manusia melakukan berbagai macam cara untuk memburu gajah.
- Musim kemarau yang mengeringkan sungai. Padahal, gajah sumtaera membutuhkan 50 liter air setiap harinya. Akibatnya, untuk mendapatkan air, gajah harus menggali sungai yang kering dengan kaki dan belalainya sedalam 100 meter.
- Manusia ingin mengulitinya. Kulit harimau sumatera terkenal indah dengan warna oranye, emas berloreng hitam dan berharga mahal. Manusia mengambil kulitnya untuk dijadikan karpet atau hiasan dinding. Bayangkan, untuk mendapatkan pajangan, manusia rela membunuh mahkluk tak bersalah.
- Manusia mengubah hutan, rumah harimau, menjadi perkebunan sawit. Selain itu manusia juga menebang hutan secara massal sebagai pendukung industri kertas.
- Manusia semakin rajin menebang hutan. Hal ini jelas mengganggu kehidupan mereka sehingga mereka tidak lagi punya tempat tinggal.
- Manusia memburu bayi orangutan untuk dijadikan binatang peliharaan atau diperjual belikan di pasar ilegal. Repotnya, orangutan betina tidak akan melepaskan bayinya sampai ia mati terbunuh. Selain itu, bayi orangutan yang dipaksa berpisah dari induknya, bisanya akan mati karena trauma dan stress berkepanjangan.
- Manusia memburu culanya yang konon ampuh untuk berbagai macam penyakit. Tukang tadah siap membayarnya hingga $30,000/1kg.
- Makin menipisnya hutan serta pelanggaran penggunaan areal Taman Nasional sebagai lahan berburu dan industri menjadi ancaman bagi keberadaan badak jawa ini.
Beberapa cara yang bisa kita lakukan untuk menyelamatkannya adalah:
- Tidak membeli atau mengoleksi hewan langka dari sumber manapun. Jadi kalau ada yang memberikan kamu hadiah hewan langka, sebaiknya segera tolak.
- Tidak membeli atau menggunakan produk yang berasal dari hewan langka, baik berupa fashion atau hiasan lainnya. Banyak barang interior, aksesori, baju, hingga obat-obatan yang menggunakan bagian tertentu dari hewan langka.
- Kurangi pemakaian kertas sekarang juga dengan cara memakai kertas bolak-balik dalam mencetak atau penggunannya. Karena industri kertas termasuk berperan besar dalam mengurangi tempat tinggal hewan langka.
Thursday 7 October 2010
Thursday 8 July 2010
ANDA JANGAN BELAJAR!!! Kok Bisa
- Kita semua tahu, setahun itu 365 hari. Ada 52 hari minggu dalam setahun dimana kita tahu ini adalah hari istirahat. Sehingga hari yang tersisa 313 hari.
- Setahun minimal ada 13 hari libur nasional. Berarti tinggal 300 hari.
- Liburan sekolah setahun paling sedikit 30 hari (bulan puasa kadang-kadang libur). Maka hari yang tersisa hanya 270 hari.
- Ke sekolah biasanya menghabiskan waktu 1 jam pergi 1 jam pulang, ini sama dengan 30 hari setahun. Sisa hari menjadi 240 hari.
- Umumnya orang perlu 8 jam untuk tidur, berarti 120 hari setahun. Tinggal 120 hari lagi.
- Anak yang baik pastilah tidak lupa beribadah. Anggaplah 1 – 1 ½ jam sehari berarti setahunnya 25 hari. Hari yang tersisa 95 hari.
- Bermain juga baik untuk kesegaran dan kesehatan, sebutlah 1 jam sehari berarti 15 hari setahun. Tinggal 80 hari lagi.
- Makan, minum, jajan katakanlah 1 jam sehari sehingga menjadi 15 hari setahun. Tersisa 65 hari.
- Setiap orang pastilah perlu mandi, buang air dan ganti pakaian dan minimal menghabiskan 1 jam sehari berarti 15 hari lagi.
- Masih ada 50 hari lagi.
- Jangan lupa manusia butuh bersosialisasi dengan orang lain, katakanlah sehari hanya bicara 1 jam sehingga perlu 15 hari lagi. Tinggal 35 hari lagi.
- Masak sih ga nonton TV, sebutlah 1 jam sehari ini juga berarti 15 hari setahun. Tinggal 20 hari.
- Biasanya ujian 6 hari per semester berarti 12 hari setahun. Tersisa 8 hari lagi.
- Setiap orang pasti bisa sakit. Katakanlah 7 hari sakit setahun cukup masuk akal. Tinggallah 1 hari lagi.
- dan sisa satu hari terakhir tersebut adalah Hari Ulang Tahun anda, pastinya dong tidak mungkin anda gunakan untuk belajar.
Hubungan Sapi dengan Teori Ekonomi
kau punya 2 sapi, 1 sapi kau berikan untuk tetanggamu
Komunisme
kau punya 2 sapi, negara mengambil alih keduanya dan memberimu 2 kaleng susu..
Fasisme
kau punya 2 sapi, negara mengambil alih keduanya dan menjual susu padamu.
Nazisme
kau punya 2 sapi negara mengambil keduanya dan menembakmu.
Kapitalis Klasik
kau punya 2 sapi betina,kau jual satu dan beli satu sapi jantan. Ternakmu bertambah, dan ekonomi tumbuh.
Model Andersen
kau punya 2 sapi. kau cincang-cincang dua-duanya.
Korporasi Amerika
kau punya 2 sapi, kau jual satu, dan satunya kau paksa untuk memproduksi susu sebanyak 4 sapi. kemudian, kau menyewa konsultan untuk menganalisa mengapa sapinya mati.
Korporasi Prancis
kau punya 2 sapi kau turun ke jalan, menyusun massa, memblokade jalanan, karena kau ingin punya 3 sapi.
Korporasi Jepang
kau punya 2 sapi.
kau medesainnya ulang hingga bisa menghasilkan 20 kali lipat susu.. Kemudian kau buat profil kartun sapi pintar "Cowakemon" dan menjualnya ke seluruh dunia.
Korporasi Jerman
kau punya 2 sapi, kau merekayasanya supaya bisa hidup lebih dari 100 tahun, makan cukup sekali sebulan, dan mereka bisa saling memerah susu sendiri.
Korporasi Itali
kau punya 2 sapi, tapi kau tak tahu dimana mereka. kau putuskan untuk makan siang saja.
Korporasi Rusia
kau punya 2 sapi
kau menghitungnya dan berandai bagaimana bilamana punya 5 sapi kau menghitungnya lagi dan berandai bagaimana bilamana punya 42 sapi.
kau menghitungnya lagi dan menemukan bahwa sapimu cuma dua. kau berhenti mengitung, lalu buka sebotol vodka.
Korporasi Swiss
kau ada 5000 sapi. tak satupun adalah milikmu.kau mengenakan biaya adaministratif kepada pemiliknya untuk menyimpannya.
Korporasi China
kau punya 2 sapi. kau punya 300 orang untuk memerah susunya kau nyatakan bahwa tak ada pengangguran, dan nilai produksi susu tinggi. Kau menangkap wartawan yang melaporkan kenyataanya.
Korporasi Britania Raya
Korporasi Iraq
semua orang berpikir kau punya banyak sapi. kau bilang ke meraka kau cuma punya satu. Tak ada yang percaya, maka mereka mengebom daerahmu dan menginvasi negaramu. Kau masih tak punya sapi satupun, tapi setidaknya sekarang kau bagian dari demokrasi.
Korporasi Selandia Baru
kau punya 2 sapi. sapi yang di kiri kelihatan sangat atraktif.
Korporasi Australia
kau punya 2 sapi. bisnis kelihatanya sedang bagus. Kau tutup kantor dan pergi mencari beer untuk merayakannya.
Korporasi Indonesia
kau punya 2 sapi dua-duanya curian. lalu kau jual dua-duanya.
kemudian kau simpan uangnya di akun non-budgeter yang tak jelas. kemudian kau gunakan beberapa untuk mendanai kampanye partaimu tapi sebagaian besar kau simpan untuk anak cucumu.
Korporasi Malaysia
kau punya 2 sapi dua-duanya kau curi dari indonesia.
"S" Semuanya
Sekian Sumpah-Serapah Singkat Saya Sampaikan Sekalian Semua Secara Sempurna, Semesta, Seutuhnya, Sekaligus, Serempak, Serta Sesingkat-Singkatnya (Sepertinya Sih).
Simaklah Sebuah Syair Sahabat Saya (Si Superman, Sang Selebritis Sinting, Suka Sekali Sikut-Sana-Sikut-Sini, Seperti Seorang Siluman Setan Saja Sifatnya): “Sumpah… Saya Sungguh-Sungguh Sangat Serius Sekali Saat-Saat Sekarang, Seperti Saat-Saat Saya Selagi Statusnya Sedang-Sedang Saja”.
Serta Simaklah Salah-Satu Semboyan Spiritual Super-Spektakuler Saya (Saya Sudah Simpan Sejak Saya Sedang Sibuk-Sana-Sibuk-Sini Serta Stres Sendirian Saja): “Syukurilah Semuanya Serta Sedekahlah, Sebelum Saat Semuanya Sirna Serta Sia-Sia”.
Wednesday 7 July 2010
Mengapa Kita Harus Selalu Upgrade Komputer
Kalau kita lihat dari tugas orang-orang komputer, kita akan maklum kenapa komputer selalu minta upgrade.
Berikut ini tugas-tugas mereka:
- Computer Engineer: Menciptakan perangkat keras yang baik, CPU yang lebih cepat dan memory yang lebih besar.
- Computer Scientist: Menulis program raksasa yang membuat komputer menjadi lambat lagi.
- Orang IT: Membuat program yang ditulis Computer Scientist nge-Hang.
- Orang IS: System Admin yang diundang orang IT untuk betulin komputer yang nge-Hang dan mereka selalu menjawab, "Perangkat keras anda perlu diganti dengan yang lebih cepat."
Mathematic Learning
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Office arithmetic
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
Shopping math
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need.
General equations
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can’t find such a man.
Happiness
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
Longevity Statistics
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
Propensity to change
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, but she does.
Discussion technique
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.